Yesterday, Rullsenberg and me went to Lincoln. The weather was splendid. We explored the cathedral. A splendid building it is too.
After walking down Steep Hill (that's a name with face validity - i.e. it passes the ronseal test), and back up, we went to the site of the Bishop's Palace and scrumped the Bishop's blackberries.
The bishop of Lincoln was a major force in medieval English politics, so scrumping the Bishop's blackberries may still be a capital offence. The names of those involved shall remain anonymous.