This chap swam a great distance to land in New Zealand.
What did he get? A whack on the head, that's what.
Perhaps these people can investigate?
It's a good job New Zealand is also known as Land of the Long White Cloud1 otherwise I'd be concerned when I arrive at Immigration.
1Not to be confused with Land of the Thin White Duke. Thankfully, the Thin White Duke is not native to those shores. Neither is this creature.