Came across an amusing pome by Paul Murphy on Slavoj Zizek that contains the lines
my cat says she's Eva Braun
a soapstar, Hollywood bunny
androgynous vamp from the Louise Brooks era
my cat knows Slavoj Zizek
speaks to him on the phone daily
Lacanian fur, her Electra Complex
unknowable triangles - mother, father, Brookes kitten.