The fact that I'm too fat for at least half of the clothes in my wardrobe.I empathise. To get back into those trousers I am
Hanging in my wardrobe is the most amazing pair of trousers. I wore them once in 1998 and women stared longingly at me, men wept openly and teenagers I didn't know kept high-fiving me. I should need to be comprehensively greased if I put these wondrous trousers on today and, if I succeeded in getting them on, by lunchtime my legs would have absorbed the trousers by osmosis. Every morning I look at the trousers and acknowledge that there is more of me than there once was.
- walking more
- moving more
- rowing more. That's at the gym. My rowing on water is a sight to behold. Round and round he goes.
- eating more fruit and veg
[Andrew Shanahan wrote it in today's Grauniad but I cannot find it online.]