Pencil sharpening

This should be the first post not by Wilson.

If it's by Neil then Wilson has met a tragic demise with a pencil sharpener made out of a cog from a Fairey (in keeping with William Wilson's reported death in a Fairey "Battle" during WWII).

If it is by Wilson then it can't be true that

• All men are mortal
• Wilson is a man
• Therefore Wilson is mortal

Actually it could be true but he's just darned difficult to kill off.

Here goes.

Smart eyed readers will have noticed that this the second post not by Wilson. That's because I spotted a piece of crap typing that I had to go back and correct. So Wilson was mortal after all.