If it's by Neil then Wilson has met a tragic demise with a pencil sharpener made out of a cog from a Fairey (in keeping with William Wilson's reported death in a Fairey "Battle" during WWII).
If it is by Wilson then it can't be true that
- All men are mortal
- Wilson is a man
- Therefore Wilson is mortal
Smart eyed readers will have noticed that this the second post not by Wilson. That's because I spotted a piece of crap typing that I had to go back and correct. So Wilson was mortal after all.